snapchatting:

*sighs for 3 years straight*

(Source: snapchatting, via druxk)

sextnoise:

following back tons!
officialbrians:

LOOOOL

tootsied:

you think you’re cool but you’re just room temperature

(via beautyofathunderstorm)

  • mom: *gets into car*
  • me: *violently shakes door handle until mom unlocks car*

privetdriven:

i only stay inside to avoid paparazzi

(Source: fredweasleys, via druxk)


nippled:

tumblr user more like tumblr loser am i right haha…I’m so sad

(via biryaniii)


literallyrad:

there are approximately 1,013,913 words in the english language but i could never string any of them together to explain how much i want to hit you with a chair.

(via fiftyshadesofhalaal)


shredevi:

shredevi:

 What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married

Feyoncé

(Source: shreracha, via tompimpson)


crawling my way to the end of this semester